he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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