You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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