break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
All the doctor said was why
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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