Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
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Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
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Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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