A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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