We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
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Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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