I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
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i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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