Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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