yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
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Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
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You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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