he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
What a dumb baby whore.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
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Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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