i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
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Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
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Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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