i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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