Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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