Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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