I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
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