Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Randomize
