Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
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Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
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I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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