we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
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I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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