he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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