do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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