Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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