Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
