it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
honey bunches of taint.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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