It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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