shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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