Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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