nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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