couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
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Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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