And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
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Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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