sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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