remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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