through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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