Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
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You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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