I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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