If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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