After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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