Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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