Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
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Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
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My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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