Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Randomize
