2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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