Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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