just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
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Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
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Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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