so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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