Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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