I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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