Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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