Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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