"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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