He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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