You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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