We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
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There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
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he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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