we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
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He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
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wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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