I wannas sexs uuuuu
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
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The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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