One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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