her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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