I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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